so a friend of ours who recently moved from atlanta ga to the south of france posted a link on our guestbook: linerider.com. the day before yesterday we had a day off in atlanta ga and i happened to remember our friend who had recently moved to the south of france and the link he posted. four hours later, after staring into vacant pallor whiteness awaiting simple black lines to dictate foundation and direction, (of course framed in fluorescent orange) the following exquisiteness was produced:
(updated photos. hopefully these will be viewable by all.) ok. so you requested some ‘before’ pictures. here you go: if you’re coming to the game late, here’s the summary:
i have a bright orange laptop. i need stickers to distract from its orangeness. i think rather than picking them out myself it would be fun if you sent me some. i’ll then pick from the ones i am sent. i will choose those that seem to fit me and my orange laptop best, you know, those that compliment us both. 1701 dutton ave waco tx 76706 i’ll update with an ‘after’ photo of the newly stickered ibook as soon as i receive and stick them. it will be thrilling. ok. so i acquired a new laptop. i’m typing on it currently. it arrived in the mail the day prior to our leaving for this leg of the tour. i really should be thrilled about this, but here’s the problem – it has been painted bright, fluorescent orange. now, yes, this was something i in fact asked for; although, i can’t for the life of me envisage or recollect what i could have been thinking at the time. it is so flipping bright! it is painful to look in its general direction. i say this with no levity. in fact, jack who is sitting across from me just said, “good lord, can you please, please, turn that thing down? i’m squinting. squinting i say! please, for the love!!” and he has a point. my eyes keep drifting from the screen to the bright orange edges framing it. so i am here to beseech thee for help. please. please, help me. i have determined resolutely that what i need are some stickers. send me stickers to cover and mute this vociferous glowing currently projecting from my lap. if you don’t feel the urgency of my plea, here: i’m currently in florida. if you reside in say, tennessee, or ohio, or arkansas, simply gaze out your window in a general southeast direction and behold a new luminescence on the horizon – that is me! please, help.
send stickers to: 1701 dutton ave waco tx 76706 i’ll update with a picture of my newly stickered orange computer so you can observe whether or not any of yours proved advantageous. thank you for your kind attention. |
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