restaurant review: the n was x but lacked y. where n = a menu item, x = a non-committal yet positive adjective, and y = a hyperbolic adjective not generally used to describe food. i.e., “the fettuccini was flavorful but lacked gravitas”
or, for the more advanced reviewer:
what the a lacked in x, the b made up for in y. where a = a menu item, x = a characteristic often used in conjunction with fast cars, b = a menu item, and y = an adjective generally used by victorian novelists to describe a young woman. i.e., “what the soup lacked in punch, the crème brûlée made up for in delicacy.”
music review: n. that’s what the new x album calls to mind. where n = evocative nonsense and x = a band name. i.e., “unrolling carpet padding. that’s what the new nin album calls to mind.”
ok, give it a try:
my favorite comment is from AJames09: “you should sing miley’s song see you again some time. it would be entertaining.”