While some maintain that he could be a distant cousin to bumbling brit Hugh Grant, it should be noted that this is mearly a combination of coincidence and fashion choice. That he is capable of quoting Notting Hill in it's entirety in a suprisingly convincing English accent is nothing more than an added treat and evidence of a sharp memory (or perhaps a little too much spare time). What you must know is, there are forces at work here that run much deeper than british humor and perfectly tossed hair. A new impression has come to light that shall forever change the world's perception of Jason Solley.
We here at the DCB acknowledge the fact that our news stories are generally much longer in length than this one, but we feel the content is such that it is justified. For when you see us on the upcoming Illuminate tour (coming to a town near you!) you will no longer see Solley playing the guitar. You will see no other than our long departed founding father...
ANDREW JACKSON!!!!!
Pictures truely speak louder than words. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
Twenty.