are you bobby? – 1 pt (to a complete stranger)
can’t wait to see these guys, right? – 1 pt (must be hyped)
i like cute little names like that. – 1 pt
you are in the right place. – 1 pt
i totally object to that. – 1 pt
and that’s why i enjoy being a metro sexual. – 2 pts
jimmy carter says yes. – 2 pts
i totally object to that. – 2 pts (subject to context with regard to risk in execution)
a hero kills people. – 2 pts
annie oakley is my historical honey. – 3 pts
the stanley maneuver. – 3 pts
who? the mortician or the vice president? – 3 pts
do you think plants can talk to you? – 3 pts
right now michael buble is climatically ending one of his numbers. perfect timing michael. perfect.
and then there’s this. it was earlier pointed out to me that our new tour manager matt (who is a really large man apparently [see pic below] that or bwack is tiny. **hmm. bwack is not tiny. therefore matt must be large.**) and our very own drummer bwack have new matching suitcases. embarrassing. simply embarrassing.