Interlude I: Milk
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Milk & Cookies: A Merry Crowder Christmas
Released October 21, 2022. |
Lyrics
(spoken) Long after that boy Who brought the world joy There arose the tale of Saint Nick With a “ho ho ho” And an affinity for snow He became famous for handing out gifts! Year after year The children declare The praises of Santa each season While fathers & mothers Fuss with each other Over vague instructions & missing pieces Why does ole Nicholas -- Getting cookies & milk from us -- Get ALL the focus each year? Does he even know how To dress up a doll? Has he ever stuffed one teddy bear? Let’s all be certain: Santa ain’t the person Who’s makin’ all those presents happen! The ELVES are the reason For the Christmas toy season …are they even paid for their tinkerin’ and tappin’?! All the screws and the bolts! The trains and the boats! The child-sized electrical ovens! It really must irk Those elves doing work While Santa gets all the lovin’! Workers rights gone wrong! Where is the song For this nimble North-Polian crew!? Trapped in a matrix With candy for paychecks! And wearing those curly-toed shoes! (Yeah, why they gotta wear those curly shoes?!) Little boys and girls All over the world… It’s time to know the truth! And for all them elves Sitting on them shelves Well… this here is a song for you This is The Elf Song. It’s about elves |