The Ballad of Mrs. C (She’s Sick of the Beard)
Milk & Cookies: A Merry Crowder Christmas
Released October 21, 2022. |
Lyrics
She’s so sick of the beard She’s missing her man And that sweet face he hides under there Hasn’t seen it in years She’s so sick of the beard She’s so sick of the cold Sick of carols and sleighbells And waking up to that reindeer’s nose It’s getting kinda old She’s so sick of the cold Cause it’s always HO, HO, HO Up here in the Northern Pole Had enough Christmas cheer It’s Christmas all year Yeah she’s tired of his crazy career And she’s sick of the beard She’s sick of the beard She’s so sick of the clothes Elves wearing red, green, and white Or anything with a bow Tiny shoes and pointy toes She’s so sick of the clothes, oh oh He was so glad to be home So he found him a razor And walked out looking twenty years old Then he gassed up the sleigh Said “Honey, where you wanna go?” She said, “Mexico” Cause it’s always HO, HO, HO Up here in the Northern Pole Had enough Christmas cheer Let’s get outta here But don’t worry kids, he’ll be back next year And so will the beard Falalala See you next year! Falalala Happy new beard! |