here is what i procured while participating in the commerce of the greater south:
while shopping for a jacket i was accosted by two people in tuxedoes. they asked if i’d like to try a complimentary beverage. i never turn down free stuff. it was an energy drink. i took it from them, drank it and soon thereafter felt very energetic:
penny, balloon, baseball, block, butterfly, candy cane, car, eraser, top hat, marble, pom pom, rubber band, pony bead, wiggle eye, safety pin, alphabet dice, smiley face, flag, fish, star, eff, ring, and a snowflake.
you are supposed to find the listed items by shaking and turning and throwing the cylinder about. within a few minutes i had found everything but the penny. hours later, literally hours later, i still had not found the penny. mike d is brilliant and i thought, if anyone can find the penny he can find the penny: