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EBAY removed our first listing because high perceived shipping costs. We have adjusted the starting price to reflect the cost of next day shipping in 5 lbs of dry ice.
Up for auction just in time for the Holy Days, a COMPLETE set of Good Friday Miracle Fish Sticks.
It’s not unusual to find a couple of fish sticks stuck together in each box. But imagine my shock when I poured out the contents of my Super Walmart brand fish sticks to feed my horde of “rhythm method” spaced offspring. I didn’t find just one or two stuck together in any haphazard way. There were 3 sets of 2. And what was unusual was that they formed an almost perfect replication of the hill at Calvary on Good Friday.
It was all I could do to keep the Catholic schoolgirl in me from falling to my knees and making the sign of the cross.
I have been praying for a long time for a new van. Maybe that’s why God sent me these fish sticks.
Winning bidder will receive the complete set of Good Friday Miracle Fish Sticks in their original packaging (minus the other fish sticks my hungry children consumed). I will pack in dry ice in a Styrofoam cooler and ship the next day.
You have no business being such a liar and a scam artist. I am ashamed to be from the same hometown. THANK GOD I don’t live there anymore. May HE have pity on your soul.ladygrace23,
He already did. He had SO much pity He sent his Son to die for me. And I believe He can appreciate a good sense of humor. Sorry you aren’t living up to your name.
HI! just want to let people know, Its not a scam, i just saw the news and its all true, the lady is trying to get a van because her family needs transportation, this is not even close to a scam. On the news they even showed how they bought a couple of packs and no fish sticks came out that way. Dont listen to the people that say its fake, i do believe they are very special. good luck on your sale, i think it will turn out well.
GOOD LUCK! GOD BLESS YOU!
P.S. i saw you on tv - ihor14
Thank you for your encouragement. 1 Thessalonians 5:11
”Therefore encourage one another and build each other up, just as in fact you are doing.”
Does this auction include the Holy Tartar Sauce as well? atomicceo,
Sorry, no. That was already auctioned off with a fish stick with the image of Jesus on it, wasn’t it?
I have irritable bowel syndrome. Do you think if I swallowed these whole they might jam sideways in my colon and afford me some degree of control? polksalet123,
The miracle working properties of the fish sticks have yet to be determined.
Do you find it odd that Jesus and the Gorton’s fisherman look alike?- scottkeene
He looks a lot more like my dad.
If I stir these fish sticks in water will it turn into wine? Money well
spent if it does.- ccgadman
To my knowledge, these fish sticks have no wine making capabilities.
Are they Kosher?- polemicpaul
Seeing that they are in my freezer next to my Easter Sausage, even if they were kosher going in I doubt they are now.
But the bible says…”Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales” Leviticus 11:9
I’m not Catholic, can I bid on them anyway? Also, since I’m not, and say I win, I won’t experience bad luck or anything for stepping across some kinda sacramental line or something will I?- dhudie
Bidding on these fish sticks is open to all, and will definitely not bring you any bad luck!
Do they come with a certificate of authenticity, the original box and cash register reciept, or anything? How do I know you didn’t just hot melt glue them together in an art class or something?- dhudie
There is no certification or receipt. They are still in the original packaging, less the other (eaten) fish sticks that came in the box of course. And if I glued them together, why would I ship them in dry ice?
I’d like enough fish and wine for about 5000 people. How many boxes before you have it? Also, what if I don’t have it by Good Friday? That would be bad if I didn’t. Not good at all.- colemolefootball
There are 6 fish sticks to a serving and 7 servings per box. Our calculations show that it would take 715 boxes of fish sticks to feed 5000 people.
And we aren’t licensed to sell alcohol.
I am not pious enough to own this. Do you have any upside down crosses like the one Saint Peter died on?
Sorry. This auction contains my entire inventory of fish stick crosses. Your humility is admirable.
my favorite comment from you guys: “i just realized, hours later, that i misspelled “beets.” yeah, i go to college…” posted by Sepia_Faded