this kind of cracks me up. people come to this xanga, see all these photos, read these details about making the record and still don’t think its me. i love that! i wonder what could breed such distrust? perhaps multiple people pretending to be me. ok let’s prove this thing once and for all…will the real david crowder please…ok so tomorrow, which is sunday, at exactly 8:30am, as i am leaving to go to my church, i will go into the barn, take out some paper and a pen. i will write something upon the paper. i will then take the paper and walk toward the camera that has been sitting upon the piano staring at the kitchen. i will place the paper with the thing that is written in front of the camera. i will walk to the other camera that is downstairs (not the one in the blue room that is on the vocal mic) i will approach it while flashing the scouts honor sign. i will then look directly into the lens. and i will smile at you. this will forever prove that emprise34 is none other than me, david crowder. oh wait, i’ve actually got to be up at the church by 8:30 so if i’m doing all this camera stuff, that won’t work. and i don’t think there is any paper left out in the barn. dag yo. there is a sharpie though. no, wait that’s gone too. uh…never mind. i don’t really think it would be worth the effort to rise any earlier for just a couple of people who still don’t think it’s me. i mean how would those imposters feel if their eprops started dropping? i suspect their fragility is more tender than mine. so i confess. this is not david crowder. never was. seriously. i have broken into their studio and have remained hidden under the stairs in the barn closet. i only come out to take pictures and update the blog when they go to lunch or dinner. see they post this sign on the webcam that says “out 4 eats” and so when i see it come up on my screen i know it is safe to come out. and so then i run about the place taking pictures and posting them and telling you everything i have overheard. this rules!! i’ve been eating stuff from their cabinets. dave got really mad about the missing ding dongs. i’m talking really mad. he was blaming everyone and everyone was denying it and this just made him angrier! he was like, “dag yo! someone ate my ding dongs!!! i told you – do not eat my ding dongs – but you ate them! there we like 5 left and now there’s 1!! who ate them!!? tell me!!! who ate the ding dongs!!” man was it hard not to laugh. he looked so funny on the webcam. the frame caught him in mid yell and the vein on the left side of his neck was popping out. hilarious. man was it hard not to laugh…oh wow…got to go. someone’s coming. he’s supposed to be editing all the guitars and dumping stuff he has on other drives into the sessions! man these ding dongs are good…
Crowder Blog archive
An archive of Crowder's blog posts, 2004-present.
Posts come from the following blogs:
emprise34.xanga.com (2004-October 2009)
davidcrowderblog.com (October 2009-2010)