Your most likely wondering "why would he get a toothbrush in the mail?" Well, I'll tell you. We were doing a mini-tour of California earlier this summer and just happened to have a day or two off in the Hollywood area. So there we were, hanging around the famous Farmer's Market, minding our own, when we caught word that someone was filming an infomercial. As soon as we heard, we all knew what had to be done. This could be our ticket into the big time!
After a little searching we located the shoot location, which overlooked one of those fountains that spit water in timed intervals so that it looks as though its dancing. Amazing. There were cameras and lights, and pretty people hanging around, and guys with sunglasses. It was all so cool... and then we saw the host of the event. Freakin' Vanna White, man! The Vanna White! Like, I've been watching her act like she's flipping letters on the wheel since I was a kid! This was totally going to be our official entry into show biz.
We put our names on the list to be interviewed and began to eagerly anticipate. One by one we were called up. One by one we brushed our teeth for Vanna and said how much we liked the electric toothbrush she was pushing on us.
But it did, man. I was talking to my friend on the phone the other day, and he said that I got a package in the mail. And guess what... it was the toothbrush! I have yet to see the infomercial, but I think I have a chance with it. Dude, I am so in! Show biz here I come!